Wednesday, September 28, 2005

"The Waygood" Launched today upon a confused and unsuspecting public.

In a small room in the Melbourne palace of Lord William Waygood, The Waygood was born today, not long after it was conceived in the fertile yet idle mind of the Lord himself. To celebrate the launch of the Web Log, celebrations were carried out around the world in the form of birthdays, wakes and dinner parties. Almost all of the participants of this merrymaking, however, have never heard of the electronic magazine or Lord Waygood.

In a statement made under his breath and in the company of no-one, Lord Waygood said "This Blog will probably not only give me something to do in the evenings, but satisfy the public's insatiable desire for celebrity gossip and uninformed speculation of world events.". Lord Waygood also announced that the first edition of The Waygood would also be available in the font of Wingdings for those who suffer from literacy. (sic)

As a Free Gift to new readers, the editor of The Waygood has offered a link to this website here.


At 11:20 pm, Anonymous George Dembleton-Smith said...

Hurrah! Good on you Willie, That'll get the press of your back.

All the Best, We'll see you at the club.

At 1:36 am, Blogger Lord William Waygood said...

Fuck off Georgie


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